Why I think Museveni is like a political ‘rapist’
By Seezi Sewagaba
11th April 2011:- God had to put a time limit on the period a female dog is ready for sex. This period only lasts for a week. During this time, male dogs do not do anything except sex. They do not even bother about food until the sex season is over.
Had God not put a time limit on the mating season for dogs, the male dogs would have thought of nothing except sex throughout their entire life. They would even have starved to death while doing sex. During this mating season, male dogs fight each other for the right to mate; especially if there is only one female dog.
So in the same way, black politicians like Museveni, Obote, Mugabe, Kibaki have to have term limits otherwise they will all behave like male dogs during a mating season. Human beings can do sex any time they want, but for dogs, God had to impose a time limit.
In the same way, African politicians like Museveni, need a term limit; otherwise they will continue indefinitely in office like the male dog would have continued with demanding sex had God not imposed a natural time limit on the female dog’s availability for sex.
Because there is only one female dog available for sex, Museveni is fighting with his political rivals for the right to mate. At the moment he seems to have the upper hand. The female dog is so tired of the act but is afraid of telling Museveni for fear of being bitten and torn to death.
The other weaker dogs [namely FDC and DP] are watching in envy as the stronger dog [Museveni] enjoys the monopoly of copulating with the only female dog around. “…Your chance will come when I am tired”, says Museveni the stronger dog.
By the time Museveni is tired, he hopes that the female dog will also be too tired to allow the other male dogs to mount her, or that the mating season will be over. This way, Museveni can guarantee that the offspring the female dog will give birth to will be his. His rivals’ only hope of revenge is to kill the offspring as soon as they are born.
But it seems Museveni the stronger dog is not interested in the offspring. He is only interested in the pleasure he derives from mating with the female dog and the envy of the rival dogs staring at him while he is enjoying the sex act. There is no evidence to suggest that Museveni the stronger dog is the female dog’s favourite.
The female dog fears to express its preference for a mating partner. Her favourite mating partner would have been FDC had the stronger dog Museveni not used intimidation to force it into having sex with him. In this analogy, the “female dog” is we the people of Uganda. Secretly, we prefer FDC. But the stronger dog Museveni cannot allow us to make our choice for a mating partner.
At the moment, he is forcing us to have sex with him even when our body language shows him that we are tired. Our only hope is for Museveni the strong dog to die of a heart attack after he has reached his climax during sex due to the intense pleasure. The other hope is for the female dog to collapse during sex due to fatigue.
But all this does not bother or even worry Museveni the stronger dog; largely because of his selfish nature. At the moment, the Ugandan people are being forced into a sexual act with a partner they do not love. And like all rapists, Museveni has to intimidate, brutalize, and even humiliate his victim before he can force her into sex.
At the moment, Ugandans are like a rape victim. They have been brutalized and intimidated into having sex when they have not consented. Next time when this rapist comes, please Ugandans, be prepared with a knife to chop off his ****s.
This is the only language he will understand. END. Please log into www.ugandacorrespondent.com every Monday to read our top stories and anytime mid-week for our news updates.
